Coneheads in the backyard
One of the (many) embarrassing things that can happen to those who make statues -- is when their work is improved by hostile forces -- like fire, flood, weathering, gravity (arms that fall off), or playful soldiers (noses that are shot off)
And the terrible truth is ---- all my portraits look better covered with snow !
(but not completely covered ! .. and hopefully the snow will stop falling -- eventually)